This is all a moot point because I have successfully crossed a shrink ray with a teleporter while adding a flux capacitor. Now I will not only beam you a package at a reduced price, but you will get it before I actually send it. (Talk about service)

Not only that, but it is -15% emissions! You heard it folks, it actually CLEANS THE AIR every time you use it.

Don't tell me it won't work because people told the Wright Brothers they would never fly and now you can fly anywhere you want.

The product will be ready in April, and will make forklifts and shipping services obsolete by February of that same year. To make sure the tech doesn't get hacked, I'm only leasing it to customers in a 3 block radius of my business.

Don't bother asking to see it, I typed it on the internet so you know it's true.