this seems to be drifting away from the original post (but so what)
John, it depends on which part of your life was spent north of the Mason/Dixon line. if you were born north and later came south and stayed, that is what we call a hemorrhoid yankee. [came down but then would not go back up]. if it was the other way around (born southern, moved north) we call that "just plain dumb".
and of course this post of mine was all in jest.