In England there is a proverb - "where there's MUCK there's BRASS"
Clearly this means where there is dirt there is money and lets face it turning old trucks into good turnover is one of the few places left to make an honest bean left in this industry.
Why don't you try calling the department The Alchemy Team - i.e. the team that turns base metals into pure gold?
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