From here it looks like Dave's real goal is to get his name into the Guinness Book of Records for having spear headed the longest running thread on FAC based on fiction. Probably would be disqualified as he has had three different FAC screen names that I'm aware of and has had multiple address locations from the UAE to the UK etc. Feel certain he would be investigated by both Sherlock Holmes and Inspector Clouseau as to his credibility.
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