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Discussion:  The Captain's Parrot
Number of messages: 4

Co. Cork, Ireland

The Captain's Parrot

A magician worked on a cruise ship.

The audience was different each week so the magician did the
same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the

"Look, It's not the same hat!" or, "Look, he's hiding the
flowers under the table!" Or "Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was,
after all, the Captain's' parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately
sank, drowning almost all who were on board.

(most probably an Italian Line !!!!!!!!!)

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating
in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it ... With the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day...

And then 2 days.

And then 3 days.

Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold back any longer

and said...

"OK, I give up. Where's the fxxxxn' ship?"

Posted 28 Feb 2012 10:08 PM Reply  Report this message
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Oklahoma, United States

Of course anything bird related is!

Posted 8 Mar 2012 01:54 AM Reply  Report this message

Thanx Normandy,

This one is the best I've  heard in months...

Posted 7 Sep 2012 10:07 PM Reply  Report this message
Bremen, Germany

There was an Scotsman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Wales. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train,there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Scotsman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped.

The Englishman was thinking: 'The Scottish fella must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Scotsman and got slapped for it.'

And the Scotsman was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make that kissing noise and slap that English b**tard again .

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