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Fridays are gonna be tough...

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edward_t
North Carolina, United States

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
despair, he has his first meeting with the devil...

Satan: 'Why so glum?'

Guy: 'What do you think? I'm in hell!'

Satan: 'Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here.
You a drinking man?'

Guy: 'Sure, I love to drink.'

Satan: 'Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all
we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Tab, and
Fresca. We drink 'til we t hrow up, and then we drink some more!
And you don't have to worry about getting a hangover, because you're
dead anyway.'

Guy: 'Gee that sounds great!'

Satan: 'You a smoker?'

Guy: 'You better believe it'

Satan: 'All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays We get the finest cigars
from all over the world, and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer -
no biggie, you're already dead, remember?'

Guy: 'Wow...that's awesome!'

Satan: 'I bet you like to gamble.'

Guy: 'Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do.'

Satan: 'Good, 'cause Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps,
blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, it
doesn't matter, you're dead anyhow.'

Guy: 'Cool!'

Satan: 'What about drugs?'

Guy: 'Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...?'

Satan: 'That's right! Thursday is drug day.. Help yourself to a great
big bowl of crack or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine.
You can do all the drugs you want. You're dead so who cares.'

Guy: 'Wow! I never realized Hell was such a cool place!'

Satan: 'You gay?'

Guy: 'No...'

Satan: 'Oooo, Fridays are gonna be tough.

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Posted 15 Aug 2009 07:08 AM

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tateo_i
Tokyo, Japan

Ed, what would it be on Saturdays and Sundays. Don't finish by Friday, but complete the rest, please.

Posted 19 Aug 2009 01:22 PM

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Jenn
Alberta, Canada

Ed that's a good one

Posted 8 Oct 2009 04:59 PM

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Jenn
Alberta, Canada

Ed that's a good one

Posted 8 Oct 2009 05:00 PM

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gearman
North Carolina, United States

Is it possible to get Fridays off instead of getting off on Fridays?

Posted 11 Nov 2009 03:25 AM

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