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Discussion:  A Woman's Poem
Number of messages: 3

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Normandy
Co. Cork, Ireland

    WOMAN'S POEM

    Before I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
    One who's handsome, smart and strong.
    One who loves to listen long,
    One who thinks before he speaks,
    One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
    I pray he's gainfully employed,
    When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
    Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
    Massages my back and begs to do more.
    Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
    Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
    I pray that this man will love me to no end,
    And always be my very best friend.

    MAN'S POEM
    I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a pub and a golf course.
    This doesn't rhyme and I don't care.



Posted 8 Jun 2012 06:12 PM Reply  Report this message
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wannabuyatruck
wiltshire, United Kingdom
ha ha ! thats funny

Posted 15 Nov 2012 09:49 PM Reply  Report this message
juliecarpenter
Auckland, Netherlands
It is enjoyable and nice

Posted 14 Dec 2012 08:17 PM Reply  Report this message


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