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Discussion:  Saying goodbye to mother
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radon
Nebraska, United States

You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have
to like 'em!

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.

We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.

As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard, scoots back
into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always
tries to eat the bird.

My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife
doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night
so she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just
going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'

A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as
we drove away. 'That stupid *** was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her *** with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off,
so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat *** downstairs and
threw her into the back yard!'

The cab driver hit a parked car.


Posted 23 Feb 2012 03:59 PM Reply  Report this message


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