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Discussion:  An Aussie Compromise!
Number of messages: 2

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johnr_j
Georgia, United States
An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him.The waitress asks them for their orders.The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and a coke,' and turns to theemu, 'What's yours?''Sounds great, I'll have the  same,' says the emu.A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be$9.40  please,' and he reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exactchange and pays.The next day, the man and the emu come again and he says, 'Ahamburger, chips and a coke..'The emu says, ' Sounds great, I'll have the same.'Again the truckie reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.This becomes routine until the two enter again. 'The usual?' asks the waitress.'No, it's Friday night, so I'll have a steak, baked potato and asalad,' says the man..' Same for me,' says the emu.Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and placesit on the table.The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. 'Excuse memate, how do you manage to always pull the exact change from yourpocket every time?''Well, love' says  the  truckie, 'a few years ago, I was cleaning outthe back shed, and found an old lamp.. When I cleaned it, a Genieappeared and offered me two wishes.My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would justput my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always bethere.''That's brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most people would ask for amillion dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as youwant, for as long as you live!''That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, theexact money is always there.' says the man.Still curious the waitress asks, 'What's with the bloody emu?'The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers, 'My second wish was for a tallbird with a big *** and long legs, who agrees with everything I say!!

Posted 8 Feb 2012 11:02 PM Reply  Report this message
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meliftman
Alabama, United States

I guess that would fall under the catagory... be careful  what you wish for, it might come true.

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Liftman
Equipment, Inc.
Mobile, Al.


Posted 9 Feb 2012 10:40 AM Reply  Report this message

Nichiyu

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