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roadrat
North Carolina, United States

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides

to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to

take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and

says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'

'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'For reading a book,' she replies.

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think.

Posted 15 Jul 2009 09:45 AM

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Forkliftchic
South Carolina, United States

That's some good advise there Roadrat! :o)

Posted 17 Jul 2009 00:13 AM

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unadam
Zhejiang Province, China

Good story!
How clever women are!

Posted 17 Jul 2009 06:42 PM

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edward_t
North Carolina, United States

A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”

The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”

The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”

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Posted 17 Jul 2009 08:15 PM

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roadrat
North Carolina, United States

lmao!! Good one Ed

Modified 22 Jul 2009 10:36 AM
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edward_t
North Carolina, United States

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and
everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company
paid for everything."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because
my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my
insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he
asked.

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Posted 23 Aug 2009 02:40 AM

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