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Sitting Bull & General Custer

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Rich_r
Pennsylvania, United States

One day, General Custer was riding through the Sioux Indian reservation only to be spotted by Sitting Bull and the entire Sioux Indian tribe.

After capturing Custer they returned him to their reservation and tied him to a post.

Sitting Bull walked over and said “Custer, I give you a lot of credit for riding through here, so I’m not going to kill you until tomorrow morning.”

Custer replies with “I understand, but could I whisper something in my horse’s ear?”

“Sure" said Sitting Bull. And they bring the horse over to Custer.

After whispering in the horse’s ear, the horse rears up, takes off, and returns a few hours later with a gorgeous red headed women on his back with not a stitch of clothing on.

Sitting Bull looks at the women, smiles, and instructs the tribe members to put her in his tent.

The next morning Sitting Bull walks over to Custer and says “That was great”. “Since you got her for me, I’m going to let you live another day.”

Custer thanks the Chief and asks if he could whisper in his horse's ear again and Sitting Bull agrees.

Again, the horse rears up, takes off, and returns a few hours later, this time with a beautiful naked blonde women on his back.

Sitting Bull instructs the warriors to put the women in his tent and the next morning he again thanks Custer for his deed and informs him that he will get to live yet another day.

Perplexed by all of this, Custer asked if they could bring his horse over in front of his face, and the Indians oblige.

Nose to nose, Custer angrily looks his horse straight in the eyes and says: “You stupid ***. I said POSEY – Go get a POSEY!”

Modified 18 Jun 2009 04:39 AM
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