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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

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johnny_d
Papua New Guinea

1st  woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd  woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st  woman: I froze to death.
2nd  woman: How horrible!

1st  woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get all sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd  woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, found him alone in the den watching TV..

1st  woman: So, what happened?

2nd  woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere I started running all over the house looking. Up to the attic,down to the basement, every closet was searched, I went crazy. Finally, exhausted and gasping for breath I keeled over from a heart attack and died.

1st  woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

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Posted 3 Nov 2008 04:19 PM

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